There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow